3. Buying shorts is close to impossible
Are you planning to shop for shorts? Then this will be the worst experience. Finding your size might not be an issue. But who would like to look at you in a pair of shorts? That looks gross!
4. Your top fits in the dress while your butt is too big for it
Ladies who have big booties and small tops know how difficult it is to find a perfectly fitting dress. Even if you are brave enough to wear a tight dress that demonstrates your pounds, you might be the only person who finds it attractive.